Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
Always 20 minutes early, then if it’s something important I don’t miss it.
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
Alone for the rest of my life. I don’t think I could cope with annoying people, I can’t do it for a couple of hours never mind forever.
Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?
Have a horrible job for 10 years and retire comfortably. Even if its a job I loved I’d still want to be able to retire and enjoy the last of my life without working.
Would you rather be poor but help people or become incredibly rich by hurting people?
Poor and help people, that’s how you make friends. There’s no point being rich if I can’t use the money to spend time with my friends making memories.
Would you rather have real political power but be relatively poor or be ridiculously rich and have
no political power?
Rich and have no power. I don’t know much about politics anyway so there would be no point in me having power.
Would you rather relive the same day for 365 days or lose a year of your life?
Depends on the day and if I knew it was the same day. Either way I’d technically loose a year anyway.
Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme
Utopia as a normal person. I don’t like the idea of ruling a place that is horrible.
Would you rather have constantly dry eyes or a constant runny nose?
Dry eyes. I hate having a runny nose.
Would you rather work very hard at a rewarding job or hardly have to work at a job that isn’t rewarding?
Work hard at a rewarding job, then I know the hard work is all worth it.
Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the
Land animals, I’ve always wanted a dog and being able to talk to it would make it easier to look after.
Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know
what they are doing?
Some conspiracy theories are just ridiculous and potentially life threatening. I think we have a better chance of survival in a world where no leaders know what they are doing.
Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
Never clean a bathroom again, doing the dishes isn’t that bad.
Would you rather live in a haunted house where the ghosts ignore you and do their own thing or
be a ghost in a house living out a pleasant and uneventful week from your life again and again?
Live in a haunted house where the ghosts ignore me. I don’t like the idea of reliving the same thing over and over again.
Would you rather get really tipsy from just one sip of alcohol and ridiculously drunk from just one alcoholic drink or never get drunk no matter how much alcohol you drank?
Tipsy from a sip and drunk from a drink! Nights out would be so cheap and so much fun.
Would you rather write a novel that will be widely considered the most important book in the past 200 years but you and the book will only be appreciated after your death or be the most famous erotica writer of your generation?
Probably be the most famous erotica writer of my generation. I don’t see the point in being appreciated after I die.
Would you rather vomit uncontrollably for one-minute every time you hear the happy birthday song or get a headache that lasts for the rest of the day every time you see a bird (including in pictures or a video)?
Throw up for a minute. As much as I hate throwing up it would only last a minute and I couldn’t cope with a headache all day. Plus its easy to avoid the Happy Birthday song.
Would you rather have someone impersonating you and doing really amazing things that you get the credit for or find money hidden in weird places all around your house every day but with no explanation where the money comes from or how it keeps getting there?
Find money around the house. It would be a little happiness boost every time I find some.
Would you rather have chapped lips that never heal or a terrible dandruff that can’t be treated?
Terrible dandruff is easier to hide (I think).
Would you rather have out of control body hair or out of control body odor?
Body hair. Again, its easier to hide.
Would you rather have someone secretly give you LSD on a random day and time once every 6
months or have everyone in the world all take LSD at the same time once every 5 years?
Have everyone take LSD at the same time once every 5 years. It would be like the purge and I wouldn’t feel singled out or self conscious for being the only person high.
Would you rather never be able to wear pants or never be able to wear shorts?
Never wear shorts. I can still wear skirts and dresses.
Would you rather be unable to have kids or only be able to conceive quintuplets?
5 kids at once… thats a lot! But I’ve always wanted kids so I guess I could do it if I had help. I’d only do it once though.