Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?
In the real world.
Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)
I’d rather know when because then I can plan for it.
Would you rather have hands that kept growing as you got older or feet that kept growing as you got older?
Hands because you wouldn’t need to keep buying shoes.
Would you rather have a golden voice or a silver tongue?
Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
So a fish with human legs or a horse with human legs…. probably a reverse centaur. People would be able to brush my mane.
Would you rather have a criminal justice system that actually works and is fair or an administrative government that is free of corruption?
A fair criminal justice system.
Would you rather randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?
Teleport when I sneeze. It’s easier to get back home from a different place than it is from a different time. Although I’d be travelling all over the place at the moment because of my hayfever.
Would you rather be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if close your eyes and dance while you are doing it?
Speak any language while dancing. It’s less embarrassing than being naked.
Would you rather have every cat or dog that gets lost end up at your house or everyone’s clothes that they forget in the dryer get teleported to your house?
Teleported dryer clothes. They would be clean and probably mostly socks.
Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?
Tree house because it’s less claustrophobic.
Would you rather live the next 10 years of your life in China or Russia?
Would you rather spend two years with your soul mate only to have them die and you never love again or spend your life with someone nice you settled for?
Spend my life with someone nice. I’d get to upset if they died after 2 years.
Would you rather eat a ketchup sandwich or a Siracha sandwich?
Would you rather only be able to drink from a straw or only be able to use a spoon (no fork)?
Drink from a straw. Some foods just need a fork and not a spoon.
Would you rather be happy and content but not achieve much or never be satisfied but achieve a lot?
Happy and content and not achieve much. There’s no point achieving loads if your not happy.
Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or have no SO for the rest of your life?
I would rather have no SO for the rest of my life. No one should have to put up with a bad relationship for any reason.
Would you rather wear comfortable clothes or fashionable clothes?
Comfortable clothes can be fashionable, so I say comfortable.
Would you rather stay in or go out for a date?
Depends on the date… there’s more choice when going out but its cheaper to stay in. Take away and film on the sofa is always good so I guess I’d have to say stay in.
Would you rather watch a comedy movie or a horror movie?
Comedy any day! I hate horror films.
Would you rather get up early or stay up late?
I’m better at staying up late which is probably why I can’t get up early.
Would you rather spend the day inside or outside?
Inside. No chance of getting wet, cold or sunburnt if it’s a hot day.
Would you rather ask for help or figure it out yourself?
I’ll have a go for a bit but then I’d ask for help. No point wasting loads of time on something someone else can do.